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Dear Hayley,

I'm not sure, but these are some of the things I do know.

Walking the dog increases the risk of killing the dog
Everything is somewhere
Everything else is somewhere else
Watching TV increases the risk of heart disease
The chance of meeting someone on a Friday called Jane, in Sainsbury’s, who is not related to you is 72:1
Sex helps to sell cars, unless it’s a Skoda (or gay sex)
People who like cocaine are sometimes called Charlie
Most people do most things too fast
The desire for meaning makes us susceptible to illusion
You can't get into a woman's head by getting into a woman's bed
I will never know who I really am
Things are complicated
Truth is a beautiful lie

Best wishes,

Martyn x